for the sanity of all involved, here's a neat way to convert pdf books to readable files for your iphone:

You Will Need:
- Stanza (application)


What To Do:
1. Open the PDF file in Stanza (the "Open with" option when you right click the file, or via Ctrl/Command-O in Stanza itself)

2. Copy all the text via Ctrl/Command-A, Ctrl/Command-C

3. Open up a new Stanza window via Ctrl/Command-N or going to File > New From Clipboard

4. Go to the information windown via Ctrl/Command-I or going to Edit > Book Info

5. Save the information, share it to your iPod/iPhone/reading book of your choice.

6. TADAAA!! Dance around and celebrate.

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